ah ben bravo TF1

J'ai bien aimé le fait que, avant même le dépouillement des votes de Koh Lanta, on voit apparaître un chèque de 100.000 € à l'ordre de Philippe....

Pffffffffff

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Crystal Camp Fire

Tell us a story about making more money.

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I had lost a job in december 1996. (merry Xmas, Sorty)

Being the lazy man that I am, I decided to take a lil bit advantage of the French job's insurance system, and instead of looking for a job, i was just going on vacation, relaxing, enjoying my time with my boyfriend and cat.

Should I mention that in my free time, i also play a lot ?

There was this TV show called Pyramide (it's pretty much the same than the US one) that I really enjoyed watching.. I heard that some people met to play the game with others in afternoons or evenings. So i joined one of these groups.

I was very disapointed first, it was plenty of very old ladies who were more there to fight their loneliness than to play the game , + with a big gap of generations, i couldn't use my "youth" culture . But I met those 2 women in their early 50's, Claudia and Josette, very nice and smart who told me that they were also playing Pyramide at home.

They had noticed that I was a good player, so they started to invite me more and more. I met people my age or younger. I was playing around 25 hours a week ; sometimes all night long. I was soooo addicted. (of course, my boy friend was so pissed that I was playing instead of looking for a job).

One day, I decided to try to go on the show. I had two friends in my group of Pyramide's junkies who had already won big money, I thought : "why not me ?"

So, I wrote to the production, got an appointment, took the written quiz, passed, took the orals tests, passed ! I was going to be on the Show !!!

The serious and hard coaching time started ; Claudia and Josette really gave me hard times when I was making mistakes or was too slow, or didn't give the correct clues. But it worthed it. I

In February 1998, I did two shows, won the first one, but didn't get the "Grande pyramide", where you have one minute to make one of the host guesses 6 couple of words.)I also won the second show and this time I got the BIG MONEY ! ( not to mention a VCR, a microwave and a TV.)

In fact, i wasn't sure that I could win, and, irresponsibly, I had nothing planned in the future. It was the perfect time in my life to get this money (my work insurance was almost over). My boy friend and I broke up 2 months later (he was jealous that I could earn money without working and we fought a lot about that)

To make short a long story (Too late, Sorty) I received the money in june 1998, and moved in to the US in August ! So i didn't spend that money for 4 years. I got it when I moved back in France : my first purchase was this computer that I am using to tell you this story



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P.S. Those are the 6 groups of words that i had in my Grande Pyramide.

Pink cheek-bone (pommette rose)
modest triumph (triomphe modeste)
to shake one's sides (dilater la rate)
flask of rum (flacon de rhum)
hot sweetbread (ris de veau)
sharp answer (réponse vive)

Crystal Camp Fire (part 6)

Tell us a story about a pet or animal that impressed you in
some way...

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This is a story that happened in my brother's small village.
It had 152 habitants so everyone knew each other.
In 1998, the wife of the mayor died, she was a woman in her early 40's.

Her dead body could be seen at the "city hall", mairie in French, very small house. Every living soul of the village came to see her, pray for her or say good bye and give their condoleances to the mayor and his 2 daughters.

That woman had a female cat who just got kittens a few days before. On the night before the corpse would be put in the coffin, this cat managed to enter into the room where her mistress was laid.

She was found the morning after, dead, next to the silencious body of the Mayor's wife.


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Crystal Camp Fire (part 5)

Let's share stories about a time you were chosen for something- a job, a play, a date, anything you would like to share...

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I was happy to be choosen for several things in my life (contestant
on a big TV show, teacher in San Francisco among them ) but thinking
about that topic reminds be about a story when I was 4 or 5 years old.
It was in 1971 or 72.

We were living in Avignon, a city in the South of France, famous in
Europe for having the biggest drama festival of the year (In 2004,
there are more than 400 plays in one month).
The biggest event takes place in the center or the Château des Papes
(cause before being in Vatican, the Pope were staying there)

That year, a director and his assistants were looking for a young kid
to play Jesus as a child on the main stage of the festival.
They probably came down with a list of hundreds names. i don't really
remember going through a casting, just some guys taking pictures of
my face (I had long brown hair and I guess it was a mute part) But I
remember my parents telling me that I was choosen to play the part
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

So My parents and I met the director, I just remember being in the
middle of a circle with 10 people staring at me

The director explained to me that people would be happy to meet Jesus
and would dance around me, carry me on their shoulders, kissing me,
and uh, yes, also that i would have to be naked !

I think I looked at my parents and said something like : "I don't
want to be naked in front of people."

The director told : "Don't worry, there will plenty of naked actors
around you.Almost everyone will be naked"

And i had this childish (cute) answer : " But it's different, they
are all adults"

Of course I wasn't choosen any more to be the choosen one :-)...

And thinking of it, I think nowadays I wouldn't have a problem to be
naked on stage (it's just that nobody ever asked me in my drama
experiences, lol) but I would hate to see a naked child. So i guess
this little me was right at the time.

thanks for reading

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Crystal camp fire (part 4)

Your next topic is to tell a story about being a foreigner. Option 2 is to tell a story about a foreigner. Either way, some level of inoffensiveness would be appreciated.


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I would have love to tell you what happened on July 16th 1999 (yep! today is my big fat american wedding anniversary) but I don't know if it's very safe for me to write this kind of story here.

So let's go to Japan.

I lived 3 months in Nagasaki.
I tried to learn a few words before going there : the basic words, hello, thank you,good bye, water, rice and a few others.
I had traveled a lot when i was younger, so i know that you can be understood in different ways : gestures, showing, reading (especially languages from latin, english or german origins) ...
What I wasn't expecting is that EVERYTHING was written in Japanese (not a word in English, not to mention French)

So this is a total new experience ! you are totally ILLITERATE (and trust me, i don't envy those who are)

Shopping is so funny in japan, but try to get some food in a supermarket ? you have no idea about what you buy. It looks like a fish to you, but it's a desert, are you suppose to cook this or to eat it cold ? is it with sugar or salty ?no clue.

Taking a bus by yourself ? don't think about it, you will have no idea about where you're going.

Getting a haircut ? (I had to, I spent 3 months, and this is a wonderful experience, the japanese hairdresser will cover your face with warm towels and give you a relaxing shoulders massage) just cross your fingers that the hairdresser understood what you explained.

Watching TV ? not only you don't understand but they write plenty of words on the screen.

Not to mention the traditions : if you want to go to the baths or to the Spa (lots of great places) you have to be naked and wash yourself in public, with 50 guys around you before you go into the water; don't you think that washing yourself in public is kind of embarassing (trust me, it's not like being in the shower at the swimming pool) ?

the streets have no names, the houses has no numbers and you keep on getting lost.

But i have to confess it's an amazing experience.

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Crystal Camp Fire (part 3)

Tell us about how the news affected a day in your life.
I am looking for a big news day -- 9/11, Columbine, JFK's assassination, death of Princess Diana, etc. Just share how one of these big moments in the news ended up affecting the rest of a day in your life.

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My first obvious thought was also for 9/11, a day where I felt 100 % I was American, but you guys did a better job as i could ever done, so i will tell you about what was my second choice.

Cause sometimes a major historical or political event can bring tears in your eyes but also happiness in your heart.


I was 21 years old when it happened, that's the age where you wonder how you will situate yourself in politics (time for your Greek lesson : politics, word from Polykos, "from the city" ); Should i be voting like my parents ? should I vote like my best friend who was recommending a Revolution , like this other friend who thought that all the poilticians should go to Hell ; anyway, the age of wonder and interrogations... you've been all there or you will

In the past few months, Mikail Gorbatchev had oppened Russia to more Freedom, Lech Walesa was elected president of Poland, the Russians were leaving Afghanistan, and Tchecoslovaquia was slowly going to change too.

You could tell that something was changing.

November 1989, at the beginning of the month,end of afternoon, i turned the TV on ; It wasn't my usual TV show but a special news flash. Listening to the journalist, it took me a few minutes to realise what was going on, I thought first that people were fighting, that it was a riot, but not at all.

The reporter mentionned that "we are living a page of History right now, everyone seems so happy, we even saw a few soldiers helping the Germans population". I listened more carefully

Yep, They were destroying Berlin's wall !!!!!!

I couldn't believe it, i started to call all my friends on the phone, some of them were already watching TV, the others couldn't believe what i told them, my friend François started to cry on the phone as he was watching the news.

A scene I will never forget : They got a hole somewhere in the wall, and a citizen from West Germany was shaking hands with an East Germany citizen through that hole.
For 40 years, this "wall of shame" separated friends or families who couldn't reunite with their love ones, for 40 years this f****** wall was the symbol of the Cold War between the Russians and the USA, for 40 years those bricks and barbed wires killed many people who were just expecting more freedoms.
And in a few hours, it was GONE !


they opened the frontier between the 2 Germanies 2 days later, and you could see more powerfull and moving scenes.A lot of the French, English, Americans and Russians soldiers were sent back to their countries
That night, I was still wondering what I can ever do to change this world (still haven't find the answer 15 years later), but since that day i have realised that for a JFK, a Gandhi, a John Lennon or a Martin Luther King who were murdered, for all those innocent victims of the terrorism in New York, Madrid, Israel, the palestinians teritory or Indonesia, for the wars and genocide in Armenia, Rwanda or Serbia where we shamely closed our eyes, we still have walls that we can destroy, and sometimes ONE day in History where you're proud to be a citizen of the world.

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Crystal Camp Fire (part 2)

Tell us about a time when you used another name or pretended to
be someone or something you were not. Otherwise, tell us how you got
your name.

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A few months ago, i played in a survivor game where all the players were anonymous ; the hostess created new Yahoo ID for everyone ; I was Shii Ann Huang !

When the game was over, I used a few time this ID to go to some french straight chat room. My profile didn't have a picture but mentionned that i was a 28 yo female from New York.

I had tons of fun while fooling and teasing those poor straight guys :-)

I understood also how tough it is to be a woman in a chatroom. Sometimes, i was the only "female" in there, and i had TONS of private messages ; They wanted to have pictures, they wanted to know what I was wearing, what kind of "stuff" I like to do ; not mentionning all those invitations to watch some kinky webcams !

I started to create my whole character : married with one kid, husband, named Drew, who traveled too much, real estate agent, french father and filipino mother, LOL

The bad thing is I started to have some of those guys on my buddy list, and i had to check everytime in my archives if I was talking to them in English, French or sometimes a mix of the two.

I felt bad for some of those guys, cause some of them were really really nice, but i couldn't told them that they were chating with a gay male...

I haven't been Shii Ann for a while now.... i miss her sometimes

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Crystal Camp Fire (part 1)

And the game begins.

Here is your first campfire topic:

What has been your most memorable meal in your life? Tell us
about the experience and what has made it so memorable.

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It was a saturday or a sunday of january 1993. I turned out 25 years old a few days before, and my whole family was at my parent's place to celebrate my quarter of the century ! : my mom and dad, my brother and his wife, my nephew who was 4 and my niece who was still a baby.

The lunch was good, my dad was a great cook but he wasn't talking too much , my mom was worried about something too ; and as usual my brother's wife was talking, talking, talking....

It was a very long meal, i remember that I blew my candles around 4 or 5 pm.
A few minutes after eating my birthday cake, my dad told us that he had to go to work ; I was disapointed but not very surprised (he always worked a lot)
My mom walked with him to the door of the appartment, as I was playing with my nephew.
She came back in the dining room a few minutes later, sat on a chair, and started to cry.
My brother immediatly took her in his arms, made eyes contact with his wife so she understood that she should take the kids in one of the bedroom.
My nephew asked me : "why is grandma sad ?".
The only thing I could think about, while my nephew and the baby were taken to another room, was : //Ok, players, this is very selfish, I know// "cause this is a way to focus the attention on her, trying to create more drama in the family, HELLO ! this is MY 25 y.o. birthday, don't try to ruin it, my father leaving for work and my mother crying ; Mom, you better have a serious reason"

Then my mom announced to my bro and I that our dad was seeing another woman, for several months, that she wasn't younger than my mom, and that she was a very old friend of the family...

At this point, I didn't realise how much this confession from my mom would have changed my life later. (such a long story !!!)

I knew that my dad was bored with my mom, I knew that my mom was careless with herself.
I guess that I was expecting that one day or another. (adultery is kind of part of the French culture ;-) )
I was only shocked that my dad left my birthday's meal, lying to me, to meet his mistress (yeahhh, more selfish thoughts)

this is not memorable in a good way.

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Camp Crystal Lake, season 3 : The Rules

Oui, je sais tout ça va être en Anglais, mais z'êtes tous bilingues, non ?
Et puis, ça vous fera de la lecture pendant que vous vous emmerdez au boulot

-The game begins with a numbered list of camp counselors. Starting with the Head Counselor at #1 and downwards.

-A question is presented for the counselors to respond to. These are questions about your life. The Head counselor will then have 24 hours to select their favorite story. The person they pick will then select their favorite story and so on until 6 people have been selected. They will be known as the WRITERS.

-The Writers then answer a related trivia question. The top 3 become the EDITORS.

-Each Editor will select one of three tools to edit the list of counselors. This will rearrange the list and after all three make their moves the counselor at the bottom of the list is killed of.

[It will all come together once the game gets in the swing of things]

-When 7 players are left, we go straight to the trivia question round.

Best of luck and welcome to Camp Crystal Lake!

(Bon, ça a l'air un peu compliqué comme ça, mais on s'en fiche, c'est juste histoire de mettre mes histoires dans mon Bortsch)

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Avec un peu de retard...

J'avais promis à E.T. une deuxième photo dans mon Bortsch, là voilà :

Les J.O. C'est fini.....

Je crois qu'en lancer de poids, à l'école, j'envoyais à 4 mètres, pas à 21m16

Comment font les commentateurs pour prononcer tous ces noms grecs à rallonge ?

Se gaver de far aux pruneaux en regardant la natation est-il raisonnable ? Si il a été acheté en bretagne, il paraît qu'on a le droit

Ce n'est pas parce que j'ai des cuisses de cycliste que je ne tombe pas en vélo, et c'est pénible...Mais j'ai le short moule-burnes à défaut d'avoir le vélo...et de l'équilibre

je trouve que les combinaisons de Ian Thorpe enlèvent de la beauté à ce sport visuel qu'est la natation!!! Rendez nous Mark Spitz et ses maillots!!!!

Alexei Nemov, je t'aime, viens jouer avec ma barre fixe à moi que j'ai.

Si j'étais sur le podium, et que je connaissais mal les paroles de mon
hymne nationale, je chanterais "Aviateur" de Véronique Jeannot, et je lèverais les bras sur les "waoooh waooooh".

Je sais ce que je vais faire comme boulot en 2008 : apprendre aux gymnastes françaises à sourire.

Je vais peut etre me mettre au kayak haut niveau moi..........sympa le Benoit Pechet!!!

Au risque de me faire traiter d'hétéro, j'ai bien aimé la jupe rose ras la touffe de la copine d'Arnaud Tournant

Si j'étais Belche, je dresserais un autel pour Justine. (ben z'attendez quoi, mes amis Belches ?)

une S.D.F qui devient championne olympique, voilà pourquoi j'aime les
J.O.

Voilà, pour terminer, je décerne la palme de l'émotion à Isham, ce coureur marocain, merci à Laure de m'avoir fait vibrer et à tous ces beaux athlètes de m'avoir fait band...euh.. aimer le sport

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Message très perso.

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You take my self control

Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
In the night, no control
Through the wall something's breaking
Wearing white as you're walkin'
Down the street of my soul


Triste d'apprendre le décès de Laura Branigan.

Je vais m'écouter Gloria à fond.

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Les jeux olympiques (suite)

Franck : " Encore du Hand Ball !... .....Ce sont les épreuves par équipes ou individuelles ?? "

24 heures qu'on rit de cette connerie :-))

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Et Hop ! Et Hop !

Je pars pour une dernière semaine de vacances chez mon Bonhomme ; mon sac est prêt depuis 2 heures, et là je tourne en rond.

Je constate, car je suis doté d'une intelligence rare, que le fait d'être largement prêt en avance n'avance pas pour autant l'horaire des trains

"J'sais pas quoi faire, ...Qu'est c'que j'peux faire ? "


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Entendu à Koh Lanta

"on peut se prendre un coup de queue, et ça c'est traumatisant"

Romuald, candidat actif

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Nos amis les ours

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Un ours a été découvert ivre mort dans le nord-ouest des Etats-Unis après avoir bu 36 canettes de bière, avec une nette prédilection pour la marque locale.
Le personnel du camping de Baker Lake, à quelque 130 km au nord-ouest de Seattle (Etat de Washington), a été surpris de découvrir l'animal, un ours noir, profondément assoupi, dans un emplacement de campement déserté, a indiqué jeudi un membre de l'équipe, Lisa Broxon.
"Il est très rare de voir un ours couché à un tel endroit, et nous avons tenté de savoir ce qui s'était passé", a-t-elle déclaré.
"Des campeurs avaient oublié des glacières, que l'ours a réussi à ouvrir, puis il s'est mis à boire canette après canette en les ouvrant avec ses griffes. Ce qui est étrange, c'est qu'il a semblé apprécier seulement la Rainer (la bière locale). Il a goûté une canette de la marque Busch, sans la finir".

Si même les ours Américains se mettent à ne plus aimer les Busch, où allons nous ?

chose promise...

Depuis bientôt 15 ans...... que tu me gonfles avec cette chanson, mon cher Franck, en voici la version anglaise :

When I'm cooking some Purée Mousline
I'm sure that everyone will get more

Me, I will create a small volcano
To put some juice into it

Me, I will eat so much of that purée de merde (oops, je m'égare)
that I will look like a giant



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Si....

Si il n'y avait pas les Jeux Olympiques en ce moment, je vous aurais sans doute parler de cul.

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Il n'a même pas été en finale à Athènes

Comment ça, c'est politiquement incorrecte ?

Le plus beau dans les J.O., c'est ce sentiment de fraternité et d'amitié qui règne entre toutes les nations de notre belle planète.

Mais il ne faut pas en oublier pour autant la compétition.

Après 4 jours, nous sommes devancés par les bridés, les aborigènes, les yankees, les rouges et les niakoués ; mais nous sommes largement devant les ritaux, les schleux, les tosses, les bougnouls, les nègres, les rosbeefs ou les espingouins...

Bon, là j'ai hésité 5 minutes avant de poster ça, mais c'est histoire de démontrer quelque chose à un ami.

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Mais à quoi servent-ils ?

Je trouve une raison d'être et une utilité à toutes les parties de mon corps.

Mais les tétons masculins, à quoi servent-ils ?

Est-ce que ces deux petites excroissances ne sont là que pour être caressées, pincées, léchées, aspirées, mordillées ? (Arrête, tu m'excites)

Sont-ils là uniquement pour le plaisir ?


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I need your help.

J'ai toujours eu un faible pour les petits bruns un peu enrobés et poilus.

Quelqu'un aurait-il la gentillesse de communiquer mon adresse email à Mark Ruffalo ?

Et, non, je ne mets pas de photos ; je vais me faire du mal rien qu'en les cherchant sur Google.


Sorty.

PS : Roi de carreau, je te promets qu'entre Mark et moi, ce sera juste un plan cam ;-)

Je m'escrime à vous le dire !

Franck : "Tu as regardé l'épée aux J.O. ?"

Sorty : " Nein, che faisais la flessel"

Sûrement mon jeu de mot le plus pourri depuis des années, quoique....



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Comme un poisson dans l'eau

A l'âge où Laure Manaudou remporte une médaille d'or au J.O.en natation, moi, j'entrais en terminale (la classe, pas la phase....).

J'aurais bien aimé être champion Olympique à 17 ans.

Faire concurrence à Laure ? euhhh..... Je ne sais pas nager, et je suis aquaphobe (ou hydrophobe, je n'ai jamais su quelle racine il fallait utiliser...). Donc, on oublie...

Pourquoi le tarot ou le flipper ne sont pas des disciplines olympiques alors qu'il y a des trucs très cons du genre le beach ball ou le tir au pigeon d'argile ?

Demain, je suis derrière Jannie Longo pour ses sixièmes J.O. (c'est une image, je ne pousse pas son vélo............)

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Hommage à ?

On connaît la suite....

Dial :

Phil : Te connaissant, tu vas courir voir Jean Paul II :-))

Sorty : Bof, j'ai été déçu par Shreck 2, Kill Bill 2 et Spiderman 2, alors les suites je m'en méfie cet été....

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Je suis multi-millionnaire

les J.O. enfin

C'est parti !

Vive la natation, la gym et l'athlétisme (pourquoi ces 3 là, allez savoir....)

Le défilé va commencer. Les pays en guerre vont une fois de plus être les plus applaudis et le Sorty va avoir le noeil tout humide.

Une question m'a hanté toute la journée : habituellement, la Grèce défile toujours en premier et le pays organisateur défile en dernier. Donc, quid est cette année ?

je suis décélibatérisé

Voilà, après plusieurs mois de discussions sur le net et quelques aller retours Paris - Province, il m'a été demandé de retirer le mot "célibataire" de mon profil.

Me voilà son Pignouf.

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roi de carreau.........

pendant que tu fais cuire les escalopes, et que Marie Laforet braille "Cadeau"



pffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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4 rois, c'est mieux que 4 femmes en croix

Si il y a quelqu'un qui comprend ce titre, je l'épouse !!!! (euh.... je ne parle qu'aux garçons)

Roi de carreau, je t'aime bien...

Je n'ai pas dit que je t'aimais....................

Ne me fais pas dire ce que je n'ai pas dit. Mais quand tu cours dans le salon pour me trouver ton 33 tours de Matt Bianco, je craque un peu.

Le tournesol, le tournesol n'a pas besoin d'une boussole.

Et si le chameau qui blatère était un signe, peut-être que je n'ai pas dit cela sans raison.

Je suis paumé, mon Roi (roi de trèfle, pique et coeur, je vous écris bientôt, surtout à toi, le roi de coeur, tu le mérites).

Olivier, tu m'as pourri la vie ; quand il m'a dit "je t'aime", je lui ai répondu "ta gueule"...................

Putain, redonnez moi l'envie d'aimer.........

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Euromillion, tchouk tchouk (titre à chanter sur la musique de Eurovision de Télex)

Il y a un Français qui vient de gagner 24 millions d'Euros à l'Euromillion.

Je ne suis pas jaloux : je suis joueur mais je ne joue pas aux jeux qui rapportent du fric à l'Etat.

Mauvaise nouvelle : Il habite Vitrolles

Il y a un facho qui vient de gagner 24 millions d'Euros à l'Euromillion.

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Nathalie, c'est fait ; on attaque Marjo...

OK, cet article est écrit en direct live un vendredi soir pendant que Lui et moi regardons des conneries à la télé, en l'occurence Marjolaine et les cons.


Lui : ...T'es dispo là ou on dial plus tard ?

Moi : Un peu plus tard sera plus simple

Lui : Ok tu fais signe....je mate marjolaine....et bois une biere.....

Moi : Tu mates les mecs de Marjolaine, pas Marjolaine :-)


PS : Johann, à 23 ans, on ne donne pas la main à sa maman...
PS : Sacha, si la garce ne te choisit pas, moi je te veux bien. OK, je sais déjà qu'on est deux sur les rangs...


Lui : Pour Sacha, j'etais prems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moi : LOL, tu n'as qu'à avoir un journal que lit Sacha, Na !

PS : cette émission est quand même sponsorisée par une marque de matelas ; à quand Manix qui sponsorise le Bachelor ? Bide et Musique qui sponsorise la Star'ac ? Weight Watchers qui sponsorise Koh Lanta ?

PS : Sacha, l'île de Ré où est censée vivre ta soeur n'est PAS en Bretagne, mais je ne pense pas que Marjolaine sache où est la ville de Lillederé


Lui : "Elle à l'air humaine"....
la soeur de Sacha vient de se rendre compte que Marjolaine est un être humain et non une créature virtuelle!!!!!
Elle pensait retrouver Hugo ou quoi? (ah Karen Cheryl quand tu nous tiens...)


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T'as de beaux yeux, tu sais...

En séparation de biens

c'est curieux, quand 2 mecs qui se sont rencontrés par internet se séparent après quelques semaines ou quelques mois, on est comme les couples hétéros...

On se partage la garde des enfants, sauf qu'ici ce sont les sites internet...

"Je promets de ne jamais venir sur GA, si tu ne reviens plus sur Gayvox"

"Tu me laisses tranquille sur RezoG, je ne viens pas te faire de scènes sur GA"

"Tu n'as jamais mis les pieds sur Adventice, je n'ai jamais mis les pieds sur GA, alors pourquoi on commencerait ?"

Moralité : je me retrouve uniquement sur GA ( pas grave j'adore GA, restez avec vos sites de cul, mes ex)

Parfois, j'aimerais être branché bars, saunas, backrooms et lieux de drague,

Mais bon, tout va bien.

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around the world in a day

bon, y'a pas de titre

le Laurent de Belgique est là chez moi pour quelques jours..

Je voudrais raconter une blague pour le faire rire....

Mais quand un ami vous dit que "mon père m'a dit il faudrait réouvrir les camps de concentration pour toi"

j'ai envie de prendre un flingue et de le butter, son père

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Demain, je rase le Vatican

il y a-t-il des volontaires pour m'accompagner ?

On en fera un truc qui ne sert à rien comme la Suisse ou le Luxembourg, les banques en moins......

Et si de la fumée doit dépasser d'une cheminée ?

Qu'elle soit celle de La Grande Séduction

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